Funny Birthday Messages for Women. May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady! Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times! Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!

Birthdays are the perfect excuse to spread joy and a little bit of silliness. Here's 83 funny birthday wishes to bring laughter to their day.

2024年12月1日 · Whether you are personalizing a DIY birthday card, posting a birthday tribute on Instagram, or looking for just the right hilarious words to accompany that thoughtful birthday gift for her or for him, these laugh-out-loud birthday wishes and zingers have you covered.

2024年1月3日 · Make your friends and family smile on their special day with these funny birthday wishes! Here's how to say happy birthday in a way they'll remember forever.

In this post, we’ve gathered the best funny birthday wishes to ensure a hilarious celebration. From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud quotes, you’ll find something for everyone. Make their special day unforgettable with a touch of humor that will bring a smile to their face.

Whether she's your best friend, sister, girlfriend, or mother, these witty and funny birthday wishes will not only bring a smile to her face but also create unforgettable memories. So, get ready to explore this treasure trove of birthday hilarity and let the laughter begin!

2023年9月21日 · These short and funny quotes are perfect for cards, messages, or even a quick birthday toast. Whether you're aiming for a giggle, a full belly laugh, or a funny conversation starter, you'll find the perfect quote right here.

2024年10月1日 · Sending funny birthday quotes for her is a wonderful way to bring joy and laughter to the birthday girl’s celebration. Choose the perfect quote from our collection that captures her sense of humor and your appreciation for her presence in your life, and make her day truly unforgettable.

2025年1月16日 · Whether it’s for his birthday, her birthday, a family member or anyone in your life, you'll be sure to find a funny message here to bring a smile to their face (if not a full-on snort). Feel...

2024年3月20日 · Whether you're looking for a charming message for a card, want to spice up your witty birthday greeting on social media, are looking for a snappy saying for a quick WhatsApp message or are just looking for a hearty laugh - you've come to the right place.