The tiny hamlet of Greenland, Manitoba was on high alert this week after a troop of US soldiers came marching through town. “They’re preparing for the Trump inauguration I guess,” said Mr. Toews. “I ...

Bad weather this weekend led to a massive pileup of knipsers in the Blumenort church basement multi-purpose room. “First there were just one or two knipsers in the 15-point zone, but it didn’t take ...

It was absolute mayhem in the Third Mennonite Church basement in Winkler this week after the trusty old Dymo label maker finally kicked the bucket. “Slowly but surely the labels had been falling off ...

The new state-of-the-art Southeast Event Centre in downtown Steinbach just unveiled a new slogan that represents the passion and potential of the community – Fuelled by Formavorscht. “More farmer ...

Thousands of teens and boomers found themselves in the exact same movie theatre this week, but for completely different reasons. “Woah, Grandma, I had no idea you were such a big Timothée Chalamet fan ...

In the early days of the Daily Bonnet, you may recall an annual quiz wherein folks were asked to identify real news from the fake variety. Well, we’ve decided to rekindle that tradition here on The ...

There’s no question that Donald Trump loves a good nickname. There was Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, Rocketman Kim Jung Il and Gavin Newscum to name just a few. While Trudeau was christened “Governor ...

With a guaranteed loss in the upcoming federal election, the Liberal Party of Canada is stuck with just one leadership candidate – retired dairy farmer Dwayne Kehler of Schazenfeld, Manitoba. “I’m not ...

Norwegian chess superstar Magnus Carlsen had decided to try his hand at a Dutch Blitz tournament up in Watertown, New York this week, when he realized his attire was not suitable for the festivities. ...

Area woman Lauren Kehler, 31, went to the service desk at the local hardware store with a question about caulking and was still unacknowledged a full 2 weeks later. “I guess I’ll stick around a week ...